The feast of Saint Harpo takes place on the May the 23rd. St. Harpo started out on his way to Discordian sainthood by being born on the 23rd day of the 5th month and so was twice loved by Eris Goddess of Chaos. Saint Harpo first manifested on this plane as part of an act known as the Marx Brothers who before their act made it to Hollywood was made up of 5 brothers. His 1st miracle was in being the first person to be Harpo, his 2nd was in up-staging Groucho without speaking, his 3rd was his films which contain deep mystic secrets of Discordia hidden from the great washed & deodorized, his 4th was the invention of the gooky face, his 5th was his making a living playing a harp. Patron saint of the 20th Century Harpo, is the closest thing to a consort for Eris that has yet been found, he is prayed to for aid in overcoming the pompous when they are trying to cramp your style, getting away with way to much, and to send Chaos to the followers of Grayface, the secret Lord of normals.
(can you find the hidden Golden Apple of Discord in the picture?)